Episode 29: August 21th, 2019

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"A thing just happened, resulting in people running out of ideas. We will update you never I don't know."
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BREAKING NEWS
written by Reali

Thing 1 repellent has gone out of stock in many major sellers. The reason is because a person called 'Thy N. Guhwon' bought all the repellent to supposedly 'add to his repellent collection.' Researchers say that it will take about a week for the repellent to come back in stock.

IN OTHER NSEW
written by Reali

Macrohard has announced that Walls 1.3 will be coming out soon.



BREAKING NEWS
written by CrazeePi's Disembodied Voice

Recently, the once thought to be extinct Cheeseburger Spider has been found being secretly bred and served to bird customers at Trashdonalds. We managed to get an interview with a penguin we found at Trashdonalds.

In other news, we learned absolutely nothing from this interview.

MARRE RIO ON TRIAL
written by Carmes

Marre Rio, the man who has been said to blow up several pancake factories, has been on trial. He admitted he threw a jug of diet bathwater at each of them (Luckily, Shef Kerbi discontinued it, so he won’t get sued).

He is now in prison for 10 years.



BREAKING NEWS
written by CrazeePi's Disembodied Voice

Recently, Stoify has been found fighting Yoemotoro, who has been assaulting him by creating and throwing more Stoifys at him. We asked Stoify what he thinks of this. Stoify did not have a face to respond with and proceeded to bleep out of existance before Yoemotoro threw another Stoify.

BREAKING NEWS
written by Carmes

Dreamtronix, who recently released the SuperPhone 2, has just announced the Dreambook. It will have all the emojis the SuperPhone has, as well as many more exiting features.

Many people are exited for the release of it.

Since I, Carmes, is a huge fan of Dreemtronix, their products (and especially their emoji), they have allowed me to show to SKNN viewers screenshots of me installing a preview of the OS that will run on it, DreamOS.


WHAT HAPPENED THERE??? WHAT IS THIS ALIEN LANGUAGE AT THE BOTTOM???
Note: (it translates to 64424509452 if you run it through a translator)

Now I don't wanna give my own opionion but...

OPIONION WITH SHEF KERBI

breaking news breaking news breaking news breaking news breaking news breaking news

So we told you Shef Kerbi News Network fans on our Scratch page that you could post anything with the #SKNN hashtag and you could end up in our paper! In this episode, we'll respond to some of your feedback with the new SKNN format, as well as show some of your cool stuff!

We began this issue's section with

and here were your responses:

openPoll wrote:

That is very cool and the Shef Werld team has been contacted about that. We've got some big things in the works, however I unfortunately can't share it at the moment.

yes5xg wrote:

They later responded by sending this image over to the Shef Kerbi News Network Opionion Collection Department:



huh so that's where bon went. Also, who's Blayyd Nite and why does Blayyd Nite have a supermarket? You know what I might go buy that company. Gotta get rid of the competition. Definetly not trying to monopolise literally every industry in Dreem Lend.

If you would like to submit your own opionion for Shef Kerbi, just go to our social media, on Twitter, Instagram or Scratch.
But prefably Scratch because that's what everyone uses

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JOHN GAMEMAN BREKING SCAREY NEWS super ah!!!!!
by John Gameman

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rrember to watch ouit for early copy of "shef kerbi appel our somthing port for xbox.exe" or alse santa may come for you an make you deads!



COMIX
by Keynsun DDDO, Carmes, Gernfald and Reali

Note: Candy Sadness is currently on break

Keynsun DDDO - Ghost Electronics Store Part 2



Carmes - The Stuff World! 4!



Reali - A Comic of Some sort (with bon starbuckle)



Gernfald - Gernfald 1



ACTIVITY
written by Reali

Answers - Sudoku 2



weather
written by Zeke Teddy

Today the weather is going to be stormy. Max of 11 in the afternoon but it'll go down to 2

Tomorrow it won't be stormy, thankfully, but it will be pretty windy. It'll be 3-ish in the morning so plz don't go outside in the morning, but it'll warm up to 14-ish in the afternoon. Buuuuuut there'll be a lot of wind so it'll still feel cold

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