Episode 11: November 17th, 2018

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Shef Kerbi News Bulletin #11

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17 November 2018

LETS GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS

BRAKING NSEW:
Recently, it was discorvered that learning ELA is usually pointless in about 1% of situations (FakeNsew.com 3) SHEF KERBI NEWS IS THE ONLY NEWS N THE UNIVERSE OKAYYYYY.

Breumhatta's Cleaning Advice

Here's the tips that Breumhatta gave everyone:

So if you really want to clean things properly, the first thing you're gonna need is a broom. If you don't have a broom, that's OK, you can come get one down at Breumhatta's ACME Brooms And Co. Pty. Ltd.™. Anyway, once you have your broom, the first thing you gotta know is that if something isn't getting clean, you're just not trying hard enough. Clean it more. Clean it harder. If it's still not coming off maybe try a mop, which you can also purchase at Breumhatta's ACME Brooms And Co. Pty. Ltd. ™. Either that or it's a clock, in which case I can't help you. If you've tried a mop and it's not a clock and it's STILL not coming off consider the fact that it's probably supposed to be there. Well, that just about covers it, so hope this will help you all clean more efficiently, and if it doesn't then you're doing it wrong, so you should try Breumhatta's ACME Brooms And Co. Pty. Ltd™'s cleaning for hire section, Breumhatta's Cleaning Everything But Clocks Service.

So that's a thing, that's not me saying that that was all Breumhatta this isn't an ad I promise

MORE CHARACTERS ANNOUNCED FOR SMESH THE ULTIMATE!??
A variety of new characters have been announced including:
- Shef Kerbi
- Breumhatta
- Waddle Dee
- Wardel D (very different)
- [insert FE character]
- [insert another FE character]
- [insert a third FE character]
- An actual fox
- Steve
- Sans
- My OC do not steel
- Tom Nook
- Kraid
- Anyone you want
- Character

anyway here's weather

Today: Today is still cold. Is a chirstmas thing I guess
Max -3, min -11
Tomorrow: Let's see, tomorrow's gonna be... oh you've gotta be kidding me, tommorow's a max of 34 and a min of 29. why does this keep happening. what is wrong with this universe.

THANK YOU FOR WATCH. PLEASE TUN E IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE NESW

This news has all been 100% quality approved to federal government standards by Shef Kerbi pls no arrest because we use MS Paint thanks

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