Episode 12: November 21st, 2018

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Shef Kerbi News Bulletin #12

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21 November 2018

LETS GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS

BIG NEWS
Ghost Central Under Contruction
The Ghost Central, a market town thingy in a location only ghosts can see and access, it currently under construction. It was made mainly due to Ghost Fone making no profit (since ghosts cannot use regular dollars).

The only store currently planned is a ghost electronics store, selling:
All prices are in Ghost dollars.
Ghost Fone - $249.95
Ghost Fone charger - Free with every Ghost Fone. If bought without a Ghost Fone, it is $9.95.

More info about construction or new stores coming soon.



HIGH KWALETE COMIXS



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A small yellow starfish has been spotted off the coast of Crice-Ream Island, who's apparently identified themselves as Stoify. They've described themselves as "the Kerbi of the sea". More on this as well as more AntDude references as the situation unfolds.

kerbi papstik

As of recent, Keynsun DDDO, who is extremely handsome and not a penguin, has gotten the chance to try a Kerb-Pop. "It's extremely delicious," he says, "It really is a popsicle! I especially like the pink and red one that tastes like a popsicle." He has been reported to later ask Shef Kerbi if he could make an ad for it that tastes like a popsicle if you lick it on the newspaper, despite Shef Kerbi not actually selling these popsicles.

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A lab somewhere in Dreem Land is attempting to invent something called a "What-Must-Not-Be-Named repellent".

WATHA::

So uh guys i've figured out why all the weather is being so weird
It's not actually the universe
All the weather data from Dreem Lend has been getting mixed up so I've been reading weather from everywhere instead of just Grean Greans
I'm hoping this problem will be fixed soon

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This news has all been 100% quality approved to federal government standards by Shef Kerbi pls no arrest because we use MS Paint thanks