Episode 17: December 23rd, 2018

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Shef Kerbi News Bulletin #17

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23 December 2018


BREAKING NEWS
It has recently been discovered that clock dust not only gives someone lung cancer when inhaled, it also gives people nose cancer, from a tiny bit of the clock dust that stays in noses after going "boopity bop" or whatever. The clock dust there still play Twister, but still stay in the nose.
This is known as Mr. Somebody Sr, a citizen of Dreem Land, inhaled some clock dust (because he couldn't call Keynsun DDDO as he was missing). Before his funeral, scientists examined his body and found lung and nose cancer stuff in them.

End of Clock Eating
Clock Eating Inc, a company that does services to do with eating clocks, has disappeared after all of it's employees got lung and nose cancer. The employees ate customers' clocks for $4.99 per clock.

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BIG INTARUPTION WE ARE BEING INTERUPTED BY A GHOST

Wowie oaoowie! Apparently Keynsun DDDO, who can clean your clock for $19.99 plus $4.99 if you call now, has gone missing! Where could he possibly be? Maybe he's cleaning a giant clock for $19.99 like the professional clock cleaner he is.

I know how much Shef Kerbi News Network, the news network owned by Shef Kerbi which gives you quality news no matter where you are in dreemlend, needs professional political cartoonists, like Keynsun DDDO, who is also a professional clock cleaner that can clean your clock for $19.99 plus $4.99 if you call now, so I have drawn my own ghost comic using my number 3 ghost pencil, designed to be 50% better than number 2 ghost pencils and are a steal at 0.99 ghost dollars.



One of the ghosts I showed it to, John Ghost, who works at your local Ghost Walmart, giving you low prices on everyday ghost items everyday, said it was so funny that it cured their ghost cancer.

If this doesn't work, I found an old Adventures of Bird Guy comic, classic strips from the year M back in modern times, it's the Adventures of Bird Guy you all know and love, premiering today in Shef Kerbi News Network, the news network owned by Shef Kerbi which gives you quality news no matter where you are in dreemlend, the number 1 vacation spot in the galaxy, containing lovely places such as Bobulee Cloauwdz, the place high in the sky filled will all sorts of neat spots such as Kreikeo's lemonade stand, the stand that serves fresh lemonade for 25 cents with the help of...



COMIC XD



Ask Bon And Bon's Cat #3 Or #4 I Forgot
Dear Gornfeld,
How many kinds of vegetables are there?
veggie Grgeg
There are 3 kinds and i wont tell you wha tthey are. it is classified

Dear Bon Starbuckle, I thought Gornfeld couldn't make chicken parmesan. Did he learn it so he could work at your restaurant? Sincerely, Anonymous
yes



WEATHER

max -5 min -9 today, snowy
tomorrow... oh this is probably the dessert area or something max 950123 min 71934

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This news has all been 100% quality approved to federal government standards by Shef Kerbi pls no arrest because we use MS Paint thanks