Episode 16: December 12th, 2018
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Shef Kerbi News Bulletin #14
12 December 2018
Supar Mash Bros Suprme is out, the greatest collab in video game history. This is so insane. There's so many fighters I'm sure there's one for you.
Ask Bon And Bon’s Cat Gornfeld #2
I was watching a bunch of videos of cats getting scared by cucumbers. Why are you guys so afraid of cucumbers?
Meow. Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow. Meow meow.
Translation: We’re not as scared of the cucumbers themselves, Christine, as much as what the cucumbers represent. You see, cucumbers are used by dogs to represent all worldly evils that plague cats. Cucumber actually comes from the Dog Latin “that which greatly sorrows the feline”.
Thanks for asking!
-Gornfeld, Bon’s Cat
Stoify from a little while ago has apparently flown off into outer space. After hearing about the Worp Star he's decided that "no star-shaped object is going to beat me!"
On an unrelated note, a meteor has apparently collided with Popp Stah in a remote location. It reportedly looked rather small and yellow.
In the Bobulee Cloauwdz, It has recently been raining sugar, marshmallows, berries, glitter and candy. Scientists are trying to find out what is causing this.
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