Episode 35: October 31st, 2019
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HEY GUYS TODAY IS ALSO HALLOWIENER SO HERE IT HIM SANS
OKAY BEING CONTINUE
CARMES INC FORMED
Nummy Foods Inc. (creator of Pig Soop, Tofu Soop and Emoji Bars), Anime Cosmetics Inc. (creator of Toothpaste), Cheesy Movies Inc. (creator of the Cheez Moveh), Carmes' Web Design, Red Computer Labs and Dreemtronix (creator of the SuperPhone and the Dreembook) have all merged to create Carmes Inc, a huge conglomerate with all of them as subsidiaries. Carmes is its CEO.
APPLE'S TECHNOLOGY AND DESIGN CORNER: Episode 7
Roblox has just won a poll for the best programming language of 2019. Voters cited their amazing legacy support of old features, their care for user needs, and their revolutionary new Roblox Premium subscription service. In celebration of this, Roblox replaced Roblox Premium with a new premium service and broke every feature in the engine. On the subject of companies that never remove features, YouTube has just made another feature useless today, most likely so that they can claim that "no one used it" when they remove it.
In other news, a recent study finds that suicidal people prefer Bing, and tumblr has just corrected their name to Tumbler. And Flash isn't dead, the government has confirmed that he is alive and on the run.
BATMAN VS EVIL KUMQUATS NEWS
The studio that created the movie 'Batman vs. Evil Kumquats' will be releasing it in cinemas tomorrow, because they are at sonic speed. They have already made the poster for Batman vs. Evil Kumquats 2:
I met someone on the street yesterday, the dude's name was sticky the stickman. He's pretty poor, I think we should gather donations for him, what do you guys think?
Many people from Dreem Land claimed to have seen flying pumpkins coming from local supermarkets. A scientist believes that this is caused by a giant alien magnet from space.
TRIGGERED SJW ghosts RUIN HALLOWEEN for EVERYONE
Experts have decided that dressing up as a form of ghost for Halloween is racist and insensitive. We tried calling a ghost on their fone about the news, but we did not pick it up.
Now I don't wanna give my own opionion but...
OPIONION WITH SHEF KERBI
So we told you Shef Kerbi News Network fans on our Scratch page that you could post anything with the #SKNN hashtag and you could end up in our paper! In this episode, we'll respond to some of your feedback with the new SKNN format, as well as show some of your cool stuff!
We began this issue's section with
And here were your responses:
Yeah - we just had a skeleton knock on our door yesterday giving us a phamplet about why we should consume calcium. Told our Shefmart suppliers to order some "Crako Milk". Should be coming soon.
You're not wrong
bruh carmes how could you do that also wow Sticky-The-Stickman got both a news article and a opionion column ok
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by Apple the Cat
Candy Sadness #19
SKNN Halloween Crossword
written by Zeke Teddy
Today's weather will be clear in the morning, with high winds. We will continue to monitor the situation and update viewers by mid to late afternoon with weather updates," she said.
But the storm wasn't enough to derail a planned flight from Atlanta to Washington.
The Southwest Airlines Flight 1361 headed to D.C., the nation's capital, was scheduled to depart at 9:45 a.m. on Sunday and arrive in Washington at 11:55 a.m.
It was carrying 71 passengers, and there is more than one empty seat, officials said.
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