Episode 8: October 20th, 2018

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Shef Kerbi News Bulletin #8
PROVIDING ONLY THE BEST NEWS
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20 October 2018

Announment:

Shef Kerbi News Network now has a new website! here it is!!!1

Breaking News!!!11

The sporadic temperature changes that have been going on over the last few weeks have severely damaged Dreem Lend's farms, which is causing a shortage especially of strawberry shortcake. The entire country is trusting that Keyn DDDD will take proper measures to make sure that Kerbi Skweek Skwad doesn't happen again.

COMAC:


Wait hang on what that loss?????

BRAKE-ING NEWS:

Apple The Cat has woken up from a coma. The subject testifies that he "was watching the Shef Kerbi and Co. News Network and then [he] passed out" and that "[he] now [remembers] that [he doesn't] report the whether, and [he doesn't] remember how to spell it either." So, he decided to write some noose.

BREAKFAST NEWS:

Today there was a 🤔. Authorities are still 🤔 on whether to release 🤔 to the public. But I was a firstfoot witness BAYBEEE!!! Basically 🤔, and then 🤔 happened. We 🤔 very hard about weather to release this to the public, but since we're obviously the #1 policitical news chañel we decided to release the information about the 🤔, the 🤔, and the 🤔, so you know everything about this incident! 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

AD:



WETHAA:

Weather that's what

Today is gonna be 3cold5me with a max of 11° and a min of 7°
don't ask how the temperature keeps shifting wildly like this because i don't know either

anyway tomorrow it'll be a max of 31 and a min of 27 wait what

This news has all been 100% quality approved to federal government standards by Shef Kerbi pls no arrest because we use MS Paint thanks