Episode 8: October 20th, 2018
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Shef Kerbi News Bulletin #8
PROVIDING ONLY THE BEST NEWS
20 October 2018
Shef Kerbi News Network now has a new website! here it is!!!1
The sporadic temperature changes that have been going on over the last few weeks have severely damaged Dreem Lend's farms, which is causing a shortage especially of strawberry shortcake. The entire country is trusting that Keyn DDDD will take proper measures to make sure that Kerbi Skweek Skwad doesn't happen again.
Wait hang on what that loss?????
Apple The Cat has woken up from a coma. The subject testifies that he "was watching the Shef Kerbi and Co. News Network and then [he] passed out" and that "[he] now [remembers] that [he doesn't] report the whether, and [he doesn't] remember how to spell it either." So, he decided to write some noose.
Today there was a 🤔. Authorities are still 🤔 on whether to release 🤔 to the public. But I was a firstfoot witness BAYBEEE!!! Basically 🤔, and then 🤔 happened. We 🤔 very hard about weather to release this to the public, but since we're obviously the #1 policitical news chañel we decided to release the information about the 🤔, the 🤔, and the 🤔, so you know everything about this incident! 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Weather that's what
Today is gonna be 3cold5me with a max of 11° and a min of 7°
don't ask how the temperature keeps shifting wildly like this because i don't know either
anyway tomorrow it'll be a max of 31 and a min of 27 wait what
This news has all been 100% quality approved to federal government standards by Shef Kerbi pls no arrest because we use MS Paint thanks
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