Episode 8: October 20th, 2018

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Shef Kerbi News Bulletin #8
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20 October 2018


Shef Kerbi News Network now has a new website! here it is!!!1

Breaking News!!!11

The sporadic temperature changes that have been going on over the last few weeks have severely damaged Dreem Lend's farms, which is causing a shortage especially of strawberry shortcake. The entire country is trusting that Keyn DDDD will take proper measures to make sure that Kerbi Skweek Skwad doesn't happen again.


Wait hang on what that loss?????


Apple The Cat has woken up from a coma. The subject testifies that he "was watching the Shef Kerbi and Co. News Network and then [he] passed out" and that "[he] now [remembers] that [he doesn't] report the whether, and [he doesn't] remember how to spell it either." So, he decided to write some noose.


Today there was a πŸ€”. Authorities are still πŸ€” on whether to release πŸ€” to the public. But I was a firstfoot witness BAYBEEE!!! Basically πŸ€”, and then πŸ€” happened. We πŸ€” very hard about weather to release this to the public, but since we're obviously the #1 policitical news chaΓ±el we decided to release the information about the πŸ€”, the πŸ€”, and the πŸ€”, so you know everything about this incident! πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”



Weather that's what

Today is gonna be 3cold5me with a max of 11Β° and a min of 7Β°
don't ask how the temperature keeps shifting wildly like this because i don't know either

anyway tomorrow it'll be a max of 31 and a min of 27 wait what

This news has all been 100% quality approved to federal government standards by Shef Kerbi pls no arrest because we use MS Paint thanks

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