Episode 12.5: November 21st, 2018

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Shef Kerbi News Bulletin #12.5

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21 November 2018

The 22 novembar is Dab Day fun fact!!!!!!!!!!

NOTICE: Our website is slightly broken don't worry about it though we're working on cleaning up the area

FIXING NEWS:

Pacman, a clock eater who eats clocks for just $4.99 per clock eaten but probably shouldn't eat clocks, has recently contracted lung cancer after the consumption of clocks. Doctors say that this is due to the dust on the clocks they ate carrying Twister mats and playing Twister on his lungs. "I told him man," says local clock cleaner Keynsun DDDO who cleans clocks for $19.99 per clock cleaned plus $5 if you call now, "I told him about clocks." More on this and why you should avoid cleaning clocks later except it's not later because this is the only part to this story.

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BRAEKING NOWS
Recently, a banana was stolen from the Totally Bananas Grocery Store.
Police say the suspect was an un-named penguin.
We will be looking for more info on why the banana was stolen, who stole it, and '10 Ways a Penguin Can Use a Banana'.

WEATH

Today in Grean Greans it's max 9 min 2, showers late afternoon, possible storm.
Tomorrow it's... let's see here, it's max of 8 and a min of -1. Huh, is it fixed? I think the weather forecast thing is fixed.
Wait, wait, hold on, tomorrow's forecast is changing, there's new data coming in oh come on it broke again

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