Episode 2: September 27th, 2018

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Shef Kerbi News Bulletin #2
PROVIDING ONLY THE BEST NEWS
27 September 2018

IMPORTANT NEWS:

COFFEE DESTROYS TBGS
written by reali

Recently, a coffee epidemic has occurred, due to the high number of 'coffee topics' in the online chat site, Text Based gChat. Researchers are trying to figure out why the topics have suddenly appeared, and who started it.



NO-ONE CARES
written by reali

TBGbook user TotallyNotABot has reached 1 follower.
Banana's oPhone V releases tomorrow.
Doors released a new minor update today.

BREAKING NESW:

The weatherman's been caught doing the wrong job.

POLICITICAL CARTOON TIME:
created by fren barrison

WEATHER:

Today: Looks like a hot front's coming through, it's gonna be a [removed by shef kerbi - we can't have bad words on our news report or the ad people will leave lol] of a lot hotter for a few days. Should be clear + sunny all day. Minimum 24°, maximum 33° C. Sun's going to rise at 6:27 AM, should set around 7:12 PM.

This news has all been 100% quality approved to federal government standards by Shef Kerbi