Episode 3: September 30th, 2018
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Shef Kerbi News Bulletin #3
PROVIDING ONLY THE BEST NEWS
30 September 2018
Earlier this week, Shef Kerbi has been accused of breaking Princess Peach's glass mosaic at the front of her castle, along with $5000. This is not true and Shef Kerbi denies all of these claims. We have high quality evidence that has been checked by the Dreem Lend police and they have stated that it's 100% legit
evidence by Keysun DDDO and reali
by Zeke Teddy
This challenger seems to think they can still win the cuteness contest. We have caught a picture of this strange challenger. Don't mind the fact that it looks 8 bit, it was taken with a really bad camera.
Related to that thing with kerbi and the other guy, turns out the cuteness contest itself ended up being a tie, but then they got in a fight afterwards and kerbi won, so I guess that settles that.
Apparently healers aren't very good at fighting. Who woulda thunk it.
Someone uses a light theme.
written by fren barrison, Reali and Keysun DDDO... wait what???
Fren's Job Is Taken
caption: this is what happens when u take fren's job
fren: OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO
caption: this is what happens when u steal from fren by making comics
fren: STOP NO PLEASE OH GOD NO STOP
caption: don't do it. dont make comics. fren is the only one that makes comics
fren: I HAVE A KNIFE
caption: he does
Reali vs fren
fren barrison has gone on an unstoppable envy-fueled comics rampage. he blurts out this last comic before descending into an inescapable madness:
straw!reali: i'm a silly comics boi hurr durr! i'm a stinky- Hey you know what? I'm tired of this strawman deal. I'm sick and tired of misrepresenting Reali. They're actually good at comics, unlike fren. Fren just makes dumb text comics that he has Shef Kerbi draw. *pulls out a katana* I'm going after fren, and stopping this. *runs off frame to get fren*
fren:aaAAAaaAaaaah!!!! stOP COPYING MY JOB! IM THE COMIC MAN!!! I WRITE THE COMICS!!!! AAAAAAA *runs off frame to counter straw!reali*
by Zeke Teddy
Today: Still hot. Entirely too hot. Seems like a good day to not go outside.
Min of 26°, max 35°.
Tommorow: Tomorrow it's going to be too hot to go outside don't go outside
Min 29°, max 38°
This news has all been 100% quality approved to federal government standards by Shef Kerbi
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