February 28th, 2020
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CARMES FOUND IN J-POP MUSIC VIDEO
Some badge-like thing on a random girl's finger that looks like Carmes has been found in a music video for a cool J-Pop song. This is what it looks like:
Recently, a flying saucer has descended from outer space, menacingly floating above Popp Stah just by doing absolutely nothing. Speculation is that it got here by following a worp star sent by the Dreem Lend Space Program. Further inspection of the saucer reveals it contains a cup of tea. We will update this story as it unfolds.
News That is Okay
Recently, Carmes Inc. wiped the word "Okay" out of existence, but "CrazeePi's disembodied voice (not sure who they are)" brought it back, which is why it's in this news article!
Also the wiping supposedly had caused a black hole to appear, one witness says, but evidence points to it having actually been a graphical glitch with shadows from a cloud.
Peanut butter and jelly and chocolate and potato chip sandwiches have been on sale in several sandwich shops, which is very popular among customers. The sandwich is what a guy in SKNN's first news report ate, without the banana, because in the 2020 Guinness Book of Popp Stah Laws, Keyn DDDD banned banana in sandwiches because he thought they were 'too weird'.
Variants of the sandwich put jam n the sandwich instead of jelly.
The under-construction sandwich shop in Burlington will sell that sandwich when it hopefully opens later this year.
...and it appears that the New News Generation Machien has started up again for the first time in a while:
THE SECRET SERVICE HAS ARRIVED AT YOUR HOUSE! THEY'RE GONNA KILL US ALL!
WE HAVE TO DIE NOW!
WE MUSTN'T BEATEN BY A GOVERNMENT THAT WANTS TO EMBODY A NATIONAL IDIOTIC STEREOTYPE!
THE SECURITY GUARDS ARE HERE! THEY WILL NOT WIN AGAINST OUR STRENGTH AND FEAR!
WE SHALL SURVIVE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU WILL LIVE!
YOU SHOOT THEM DOWN WITH AN ULTIMATE AMAZING SPEED!
Now I don't wanna give my own opionion but...
OPIONION WITH SHEF KERBI
okay "okay, okay", okay; okay, okay
So we told you Shef Kerbi News Network fans on our Scratch page that you could post anything with the #SKNN hashtag and you could end up in our paper! I promise this isn't just a chance for us to roast our audience, this is a very civil forum.
We began this issue's section with
Wait Carson is a viewer of Shef Kerbi News Network what??? That's quite the pog moment chat, I know our employees will be very proud.
And they said that antifreeze couldn't freeze because it was anti-freeze. Just one blast from Frozone and my worp star engine completely locked up. The repair guy at the worp star repair shop was impressed because it doesn't get nearly that cold in Dreem Lend
uh. uh... he's at the back of the room. He took my mouse and is now wandering around a jungle
Depends on the particular variety of pancake - some are normal and tasty while others are prone to causing large arguments. Eventually we may bring to light the destruction that a particular variety of pancake has caused, but for know you can buy my pancakes (totally not a cover up I promise)
If you would like to submit your own opionion for Shef Kerbi, just go to our social media, on Twitter, Instagram or Scartch.
But prefably Scratch because that's what everyone uses
Carmes draws Fren #2: Toadsworth
by CrazeePi's Disembodied Voice and Carmes
Anime Cosmetics are releasing a new product soon! Unscramble the following words and use the first letter of them to reveal the name of the new product!
weather i guess
Today is max 19 min 3, with some rain in the evening. Tomorrow is max 34 min 23 oh come on universe i thought we were over this
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