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Keynsun DDDO's Clock Cleaning Service
Keynsun DDDO's clock cleaning service is the best and only clock cleaning service in Dreem Lend, operating since 2018. You can get a clock cleaned for $19.99 per clock cleaned or if you order now you get your clock cleaned for +$5! (Keynsun DDDO also cleans future clocks)

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$19.99 per clock cleaned (+$5 if you order now)
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Carmes' Web Design and Hosting
Need help with making a nice professional website like Shefmart™™? You can host and design a website using Carmes' Web Design and Hosting. The websites are hosted on Shef Werld's powerful and reliable servers![citation needed]

$4.99 per website hosted ($3.99 after every month)
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Are you in trouble? Need someone to say something to defend your liberty and reputation? Cardboard Toadsworth is the thing for you!! Cardboard Toadsworth will protect you from all those annoying court cases and when people say your website sucks because you can't remove items from the shopping cart.

$500 per Cardboard Toadsworth
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Satte Fram NOT State Farm
Are you in need of insurance? Well Shefmart can provide a connection for you to Satte Fram NOT State Farm. This insurance is specially designed to resist snapping, as it is run by Thanos Jr himself. For pricing on various insurance, apply for a quote to talk to a Satte Fram NOT State Farm representative.

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Help Sue!
Is some other company stealing your ideas? Are you worried about competition? Well, worry no longer, because we have a plan! Pay us, and we'll help you sue the other company!

$4050 per sue
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Toda's Plastic Surgery
Is your face just wrong? Then call Toda's, available 28 hours a day, six days a week! Our professional service will fix your face! We use the newest and most efficient techniques to successfully fix your face! No face will go unfixed! Our service also extends to the back of your head, in case that's ugly too. Toda's is the best plastic surgery place in town!

$28 per plastic per face
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