Shefmart

Pig Soop (250 mL)

Pig Soop is one of the famous beverages of Dreem Lend, consisting of a nice pork texture and a smooth but thicc soop. The composition of Pig Soop has been perfected over years, and is now available for all to enjoy. Heavily promoted by Carmes of the Shef Kerbi News Network.

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$1.00 each
($0.40 per 100 mL)
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Diet Water (650 mL)

Diet Water is the superior alternative to standard water. With 50% less hydrogen than standard water, this water will make you healthier and more refreshed than standard water!

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$5.00 each
($0.77 per 100 mL)
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Kerbpops (8 pack - 300 g)

Kerbpops are the classic Kerbi popsicle treat that has sweeped the nation [Dreem Lend] for the last few months! Since the initial release and advertising campaign of Kerbpops, we've learnt how to make it so you can lick the screen and taste it.

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$2.20 each
($0.73 per 100 g)
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Chicken Pam's CHILDREN (with child cage - 12 pack)

Chicken Pam is willing to provide sustenance to the entirely of Dreem Land is letting you eat her children. At Shefmart™™, Chicken Pam's CHILDREN are sold in boxes of 12, meaning any purchase of Chicken Pam's CHILDREN guarantees you a free child cage.

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$3.60 each
($0.30 per child)
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An Apple (~150 g)

Apples, as featured in Shef Kerbi in Apple Hour. If you consume an apple, you will gain an extra point.

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$1.60 each
($1.07 per 100 g)
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Tofu Soop (200 mL)

Tofu Soop is the alternative to the famous Pig Soop, designed for vegans/vegertarians. The taste is similar to Pig Soop and designed to have the same Soopy experience that Pig Soop has.

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$0.50 each
($0.25 per 100 mL)
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Emoji Bars (45 g)

Emoji Bars are a snack for all children who are interested in using the public internet symbols known as "emojis". Flavor is decided by Predictive Shipping.

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$0.10 each
($0.22 per 100 g)
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Kerbpops: Anniversary Eddytion (8 pack - 300g)

Kerbpops: Anniversary Eddytion are the classic Kerbi popsicle treat but made better than ever! They're designed to look as if they've been melting in a closet for a few months. There's also a glacier in the background, which means it's cool.

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$3.30 each
($1.10 per 100 g)
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Orange Man's Oranges (12 pack - 960g)

Orange Man™ would like to offer people oranges. He used to be "the bad" but then he decided to no longer be "the bad"

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$4.97 each
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Toothpaste (200 g)

"Toothpaste" is the product of choice for people across Dreem Lend, along with your neighborhood anime character, who puts it in their hair to get wierd [sic] hair! 9 out of 10 dentists recommend using Toothpaste as part of your daily hygeine routine.

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$6.00 each
($3.00 per 100 g)
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Vomboig Super Deluxe Ultra Omega Vacyum 5000

As was demonstrated by SKNN employee Keynsun DDDO, the Vomboig Super Deluxe Ultra Omega Vacyum 5000 is the most powerful vacyum that has ever been invented since it can suck up a ghost dog and a ghost twister mat.

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$450.00 each
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Counter

Is your home missing something special from it? If so, you're probably looking for a counter. Shefmart™™ stocks a ton of counters for those people who need a counter in their life. Donkey Kong and Darkey Kong agree.

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$120.00 each
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Flex Tape

WANING: No we don't sell flex tape because we don't have the legal requirements to do so and it would probably break the Github TOS and I don't even own any Flex Tape I'm just saying this so I don't get sued thanks.

$12.90 each
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Shampoo

Toothpaste? Obviously that's for your hair. Shampoo is the best thing to put on your teeth!!!

$12.90 each
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Mr Spookers's Big Spooks

Big Spooks

$2.16 (value of your soul)
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Ghost Fone (1st Generation)

The Ghost Fone is a revolutionary new device that allows the ghosts of the world to communicate to others using a phone! Shefmart™ is glad to be one of the stores that receive Ghost Fones.

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$156.30 each
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Ghost Fone (2nd Generation)

The current generation of Ghost Fone, it features a remarkable color screen with support for 6 colors, a home button at the bottom and a screen that takes up most of the front of the device!

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$312.60 each
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Shef Kerbi Ammibo™™

The Shef Kerbi Ammibo™™ is an Ammibo™™ designed for use on Smash SKNN (which is not in fact cancelled - there was never anything to cancel in the first place). The Kerbi Ammibo™™ is only capable of doing Up-B.

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$39.00 each
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Dreemtronix SuperPhone 2

The SuperPhone 2 by DreemTronix is a state of the art smartphone, capable of use by the creatures of this world that aren't ghosts. It comes with 6G WiFi (on compatible networks), 33 393 "emojis" and it can be operated entirely by voice.

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$1337.00 each
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